Once Upon A Time I Couldn't Shut You Up. And That's A Fact.
Grab A Cup Of Coffee And I'll Tell You All About It. Make It A Big Pot Of French Roast.
The Story Goes Like This:
This website has been online for well over two years, using this email address, with visits from over 30 different countries...and not one email. Maybe "they" investigated us? And by "us" and "we" I mean me, and the goblins in the story.
Answer: Naaaaaaaaa.
Sooooooo...
Either I have pissed off the entire world, or the U.S. government is censoring your speech now. Just like China. Which is why Google is pulling out. My money is on the latter. But the question is why bother, if America is doing it to their Citizens, why not pull out of America, too?
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their blond, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment. (huh)
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The northern zoo has a description of the animal. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time....'
A southern fairytale begins,.... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this.
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
They already censored this site once, you can read quotes about that unlawful censorship by going here. And the cover up by Selective Prosecution here. I suppose it is for your own protection really.
You are a nation of cowards, afraid to speak up and exercise your rights.
So they have deemed it that you abused your "entitlement," so to speak, to speak to me. So your right had to be taken away from you, by your big brother (Speech Cops) and your Uncle Sam (US), A.K.A. The Theory Thought Cops.
You cops can't be trusted to play nice with the other kids in the playground. And you are moving into the state rights, now. You have become too Fascist and the powers that be know you are but rabid dogs.
For the record, I was right, it appears a wizard has decided that you abused your "entitlement" of the speech. Or was it the Goblin? Anyway, I digress. Did you know that the Due Process Clause of the Fifth and Sixth Amendment was kissed off, too? And that's a fact!
If you feel the need to talk to Killercop, don't bother, you never "have to" do anything against your will, because at this point Killercop is talking to a man who doesn't exist. While at the same time being "admonished for bad judgment."
And Judge Matz has decided, along with his buddy Alex Kozinski and Debra Yang, that nobody need be present anymore, seeing as their new rule is their made up rules trump all [your] rights. And, as any expert knows, talking to a man who doesn't exist is plain ol' Nutzzzzzz.
Just ask Chuck! Or Ken!
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