If you are unlawfully detained and the cop attempts to arrest you and you are naturally forced under the operation of the law to kill them, if you kill them with your bare hands only, we will add an additional $1,000.03 over and above the amount listed above! Woot!!
If done with the fire-arms, with 1-clean-shot in the heart, or head, I'll add an additional $2000.07!
If you use a knife only, you can add an additional $750.09 U.S. Federal Notes! If you use their own fire-arms, I'll add a secret bonus which grows each month from the proceeds of our store until someone claims [it.]
Use any type of the vehicle, add an additional $500.41 U.S. Federal Notes; $500.69 more if the vehicle belonged to, or was being used by the cop...take out more then 2 at once (No fully automatic arms allowed! Vehicle crashes do not qualify either) and earn an additional $3,000.47 U.S. Federal Notes!! That's hard cash, in unmarked bills! No questions asked!!
Independence Day Special On Cops!
Legally kill any cop around the world, by use of any type of a flammable liquid, and add an additional $1776.76; Be the first in your country to collect this once a year reward!! (NOTE: One reward per country. Sorry that's the legal rules! This reward is one day only, and only lasts from 12:00-24:00 (PST), so if you are from a foreign country set your watches accordingly!)
Cop Canine And Equestrian Specials
Anyone who must beat, kick, cut, stab, or shoot with a fire-arm, administers any poison or other harmful or stupefying substance to, or throw, hurl, or project at, or place any rock, object, or other substance which is used in a manner as to be capable of producing injury and likely to produce injury, on or in the path of, any horse, or any dog, who participates in any unlawful attempt to detain or arrest you can collect the following rewards:
If you kill the dog or horse with your bare hands only, collect $574.93
Use a knife I'll add $23.42 for every time you stick the animal. (This must be confirmed by an independent source. ) Maximum reward amount not to exceed $468.40
Bite the dog back after he bit you and I'll pay an extra $74.04 for every verified bite reported. (Again, this must be confirmed by an independent source. ) Maximum reward amount not to exceed $370.20
Just to make things interesting, the first 10 people who kill a cop-dog or horse that is illegally chasing them and/or attempting to detain/arrest them, will get $1005.28
Contemptible police tactics - Cops raid the home of a licensed medical marijuana provider in Washington, handcuff the fourteen year old son and put a gun to his head, and search the nineteen year old daughter and take the contents of her mickey-mouse wallet.
How To Survive Traffic Stops in America, Submit, Instantly! - What the cops want is immediate obedience and submission. Many cops are ex-military and view the civilian motorists of America about like they viewed the hapless peasants of Iraq and Afghanistan, that is, with contempt, not as fellow citizens deserving of civility and respect. It is a possibly lethal mistake to do anything other than submit, instantly and obey! Or be ready to shoot first. But aim high.