Did you know that the FBI annually compiles data concerning the deaths of cops and presents these statistics in Law Enforcement Officers Killed and Assaulted (LEOKA)?
Tabular presentations include weapons used, use of body armor, and circumstances.
$150 bonus if you can provide 2 or more of the above that are not duplicative of each other and support each other to establish the commission of a criminal act.
$500 Bonus on top of any of the above rewards if the criminal act is committed by a currently sitting judge in any U.S. court.
$50 Bonus on top of any of the above rewards if the criminal act is committed by a currently practicing attorney, licensed by any state bar in the United States.
Click HERE to submit your evidence for consideration!
BONUS REWARD
Does anyone in America know Chuck's location, seeing as he has all the answers to the questions we seek.
Kick a cop legally in the head and we'll pay $56.23 for each kick. Again, just to make things interesting, the first 2 people who kick a cop legally in the head will get double the reward, per kick, up to a total of 5 kicks.
But then again, I'm officially nutzzzzzz, until certified un-nutzzzzzz in a competent court of the law. So I am waiting on the law, and the certificate required by the law.
But I'm no expert.(.pdf) Anyone see ours, yet? He has our certificate required by the law and I need it to be officially un-nutzzzzzz. And that's a fact!
Since Justice, and Just About Everything Else In America Is For Sale, Here Are Our Current International Prices On Cops:
These rewards will grow every month from the proceeds of the products and services we offer through our store, as well as your generous donations.
As of 4:01:2009 this domain will pay $5,046.38: U.S. Federal Notes for any man or woman who, while in the lawful-defense of the liberty against the illegal-conduct or unlawful-authority of any police officer, which, for the purpose of this site, is defined broadly to include any of the following, Basij, F.B.I., A.T.F., Sheriff's, Rangers, Highway Patrol, Mall Cops, School Cops, U.S. Marshall's, Military Police, Game-Wardens, Prison-Wardens, Prison-Guards, or any other law enforcement agency personnel, anywhere in the world, which winds up inflicting deadly force, resulting in the lawful-death of the same.
If you are unlawfully detained and the cop attempts to arrest you and you are naturally forced under the operation of the law to kill them, if you kill them with your bare hands only, we will add an additional $1,000.03 over and above the amount listed above! Woot!!
If done with the fire-arms, with 1-clean-shot in the heart, or head, we'll add an additional $2000.07!
If you use a knife only, you can add an additional $750.09 U.S. Federal Notes! If you use their own fire-arms, we'll add a secret bonus which grows each month from the proceeds of our store until someone claims [it.]
Use any type of the vehicle, add an additional $500.41 U.S. Federal Notes; $500.69 more if the vehicle belonged to, or was being used by the cop...take out more then 2 at once (No fully automatic arms allowed! Vehicle crashes do not qualify either) and earn an additional $3,000.47 U.S. Federal Notes!! That's hard cash, in un-marked bills! No questions asked!!
Independence Day Special On Cops!
Collect $1776.76!
Legaly kill any cop around the world, by use of any type of a flammable liquid, and add an additional $1776.76; Be the first in your country to collect this once a year reward!! (NOTE: One reward per country. Sorry that's the legal rules! This reward is one day only, and only lasts from 12:00-24:00 (PST), so if you are from a foreign country set your watches accordingly!)
Woof!
Cop Canine And Equestrian Specials
Anyone who must beat, kick, cut, stab, or shoot with a fire-arm, administers any poison or other harmful or stupefying substance to, or throw, hurl, or project at, or place any rock, object, or other substance which is used in a manner as to be capable of producing injury and likely to produce injury, on or in the path of, any horse, or any dog, who participates in any unlawful attempt to detain or arrest you can collect the following rewards:
If you kill the dog or horse with your bare hands only, collect $574.93
Use a knife we'll add $23.42 for every time you stick the animal. (This must be confirmed by an independent source. ) Maximum reward amount not to exceed $468.40
Bite the dog back after he bit you and we'll pay an extra $74.04 for every verified bite reported. (Again, this must be confirmed by an independent source. ) Maximum reward amount not to exceed $370.20
Just to make things interesting, the first 10 people who kill a cop-dog or horse that is illegally chasing them and/or attempting to detain/arrest them, will get $1005.28
The Los Angeles Police Protective League said in a statement that 2009 continues a "deeply disturbing criminal trend" of attacks on police officers. In 2008, the police union said, officers were shot at 14 times.
