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What 300 Million Americans Need To Know!

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Killer mugs - a great place to hold hot, black liquid!

Mugs $ 4.95

Custom mugs Wanted Poster -Your face in a Wanted Poster on the above mug.

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Killer Shirts - 75% Silk / 25% Cotton - 2000% cool!

Shirts $ 29.95

Killer Digital Tire Gauge - Accurate to nine decimal places!

Digital Tire Pressure Gauges $ 21.95

Killer Key Chain - Crafted from 14k Gold colored plastic!

Key chains $ 1.95

Killer Ink Pen - Write stuff in semi-permanent ink!

Pens $ .95

Killer Ice Scraper - It’s made from sturdy plastic!

Ice Scrapers $ 2.95

Killer Air Fresheners - Smell as good as you look!

Air Fresheners $ 2.95